minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

(via graciehinmyhart)

Imagine throwing a pebble off of the Empire State Building. That pebble is my GPA. 

I can’t tell if I need a giant cup of coffee, or a healthy serving of vodka. 

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

(via unchartedoceans)

itsartduh:

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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THE MOST ACCURATE THING

(via herecomesthundercunt)

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

(via carrot0nesie)

themoldyonion:

Official petition to change the spelling of ‘bacon’ to ‘baecon’

watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

(via hollisraine)

OWL be the judge of that. 

OWL be the judge of that.