Dear professor who thought it necessary to call us lazy and stupid:
A) Please go fuck yourself
B) Be careful of who you insult because some of us happen to know how to get into your office with nothing but a screwdriver and a conveniently located set of air ducts due to the fact that we have cased the building for other….recreational activities. It would be a real shame if your archeological artifacts went missing and you accidentally downloaded a devastating computer virus.
I’ll give you until next class to get the bug out of your ass. Until then, consider taking out an insurance policy on your merchandise.